Weight Loss and Twitter and Everything Light Blue Lardo

Did you ever realize that the word lardo is one letter away from being Laredo?  Eh, eh, makes you think.  This is the big stuff in life that I choose to zero in on and really explore.  But enough about my Friday and Saturday nights of solo yahtzee (hey there’s a quiet dignity to it), I’m just posting so I can try out this new automatic Twitter post plugin I just installed in my blog.

If you’re not following me on this one (and really no pun intended here), I’m a fatass.  However, I’m not just a fatass.  Today and technology has brought fat people blogs so they can blog about being fat.  This makes me a fatass with a blog which is really still a fatass but hey, you gotta give me something.

Anyways… so this fatass has a blog and I’m trying to make it a little more fancy so I’m trying this new tool.  The new tool will tell other fat people that I just made a post on my fat blog.  As soon as they see I’ve updated my Twitter with a new “Tweet”, they’ll make a quiet acknowledgment with an eyebrow nod and between spoonfuls of lustful ice cream or spaghetti, will sticky up their keyboards to see what I wrote.

If a couple of people share or retweet my blog post, this means I’m big man on campus on the Internet and more people will know I’m fatter than holy hell.

And now it’s clear to see why I needed to try out this new post to see if my new Twitter tool worked.

http://www.weightlossthoughts.com

PS ok I admit there’s no quiet dignity to it.  Yahtzee by myself two nights in a row was almost as pathetic as when I bought two shake weights because I thought I could lose weight twice as fast.  And unfortunately that last line is a little more true than I’d like to admit.  Ouch.