Top 5 Signs You’re Fat as Hell
If you’re wonder whether you’ve breached that line between fat and really fat, here are some good indicators that you’re super fat and not just kinda fat. Oh and by kinda fat I mean well beyond chubby or husky or any other Piggy from Lord of the Flies references.
Number 1. When your dog climbs up your stomach, his/her legs sink like quick sand in your blob of fat.
Number 2. You constantly tug at your shirt to keep it out of your fat.
Number 3. People maneuver differently around you for practical reasons.
Number 4. Your fat spills over your pants or you reach the point where you buy bigger pants so you can include your fat in the button up.
Number 5. You start a weight loss blog and start writing about how fat you are.
These are pretty good indicators. Usually any one of the above “signs I’m fat” will qualify you for the other four.